Great truths little children have learnt

One of my oldest friends brightened my day with this listicle that’s too much fun not to share. I can just imagine Ian Jayes, a proud grandfather, chuckling away as he read out each one to his beloved Merle. I did.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear and white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.

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