Jacob Zuma as an alphabet. An insightful little read was sent in by Biznews community member Keith Chipps. It puts the South African president into 26 letters. Why not put your Jacob Zuma alphabet together. – Stuart Lowman
A = Asset accumulator
B = Bulging back pocket
C = Calamity connoisseur
D = Dysfunctional democracy
E = Â Economic earthquake,
G = Â Gaffe galumph
H = Habitual havoc
I = I – con
J = Jetsetter junkie
K = King of cronyism
L = Laconic liability
M = Me, myself and I
N = Nauseatingly nepotistic
O = Oops I did it again
P = Â Pilfering personified
Q – Quashed  misdemeanours
R = Rudderless “ruler”
S = Show me the money
T = Tender, tender, tender
U = Unbearably uncertain
V = Vacant visionary
W = Â What budget
X = eXponentially, eXonerated
Y = Yes I Â can’t
Z = Zoomed out.