The first Jacob Zuma alphabet was so well picked up by the Biznews community that Keith Chipps, supplier of the first A to Z, sent in his second rendition. Another light hearted read to get the humour juices going. – Stuart Lowman
By Keith Chipps
A = Artful dodger
B = Budget basher
C = Cadre clown
D = Damaged goods
E = Eroded ethics
F = Farcical financials
G = Golden handshakes
H = Hidden agendas
I = Illicit dealings
J = Jester
K = Kept man
L = Loose canon
M = Money, money, money
N = Noble numbness
O = Overseas again
P = Problems personified
Q = Questions dodged,
R = Rich rewards
S = Sell out
T = Ticking time bomb
U = Unaccountable
V = Vacated values
W = Wisdom withheld,
X = X-hausting
Y = Yo-yo consistency
Z = Zapiro’s toon
